Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

A guy was fishing when he caught a magical crocodile. The crocodile spoke: "I am a magical crocodile. If you let me go I will grant you any wish you desire."

The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground."

So the crocodile bit his legs off.

I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.

One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!

What did one whore's knee say to the other?

Nothing... they never met.

Why are men like cars?

Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is coming.