Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

How's a frying pan hanging on the wall like a woman's panties?

You have to get them down before you can put the meat in.

What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?

The more you play with it the harder it gets.

A lady walked into a pharmacy and asked: "Do you have Viagra?" The pharmacist answered: "Sure." She then asked: "Does it work?" and his reply was: "Definitely!"

Finally whe wanted to know: "Can you get it over the counter?" and he told her "I can if I take two!"

How to have rodeo sex: Flip her over on all fours, start bangin' her doggie style, call her by her sister's name, and try to hang on for 8 seconds.