Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

Why is sperm white and piss yellow?

So you know if you're cumming or going!

So I went to the doctor for a physical and he told me I should stop jerking off. I asked him why should I stop?

He told me: "Because you're at a physical."

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

What's the definition of a Yankee?

Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.