Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 19 January 2017

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A guy was fishing when he caught a magical crocodile. The crocodile spoke: "I am a magical crocodile. If you let me go I will grant you any wish you desire."

The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground."

So the crocodile bit his legs off.

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 19 May 2016

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I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.

One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 16 September 2016

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What did one whore's knee say to the other?

Nothing... they never met.

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 20 February 2017

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Why are men like cars?

Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is coming.