Dick Jokes
The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.
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A man walks into the kitchen and finds his wife boiling eggs. She looks at him passionately, lays on the counter, and says, "Make love to me Randy!"
Not wanting to lose the chance he embraces her quickly and they make passionate love.
When they are finished he asks her, "What was that about?"
She replies, "The egg timer was broken."
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What do women and milk cartons have in common?
You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.
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Why did the woman leave her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger?
She just couldn’t take it any longer.
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What did one whore's knee say to the other?
Nothing... they never met.
