Dick Jokes
The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.
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Why is sperm white and piss yellow?
So you know if you're cumming or going!
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So I went to the doctor for a physical and he told me I should stop jerking off. I asked him why should I stop?
He told me: "Because you're at a physical."
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What's the difference between sin and shame?
It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
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What's the definition of a Yankee?
Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.
