What'd the hockey player get on his SAT's?
Drool.
What is the difference between a phillip and a flathead?
Easy! I can't flathead her ass with my dick.
My dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.
Last night I smiled at my wife and asked: "Honey, will you do something with your mouth that all men love?" She smiled back coyly and said: "And what is that, darling?"
I said: "Close it!"
And that's when the fight started...
