What'd the hockey player get on his SAT's?
Drool.
What do a grizzly bear and a limp dick have in common?
Don't fuck with them.
Why do brides wear white?
The dishwasher should match the refrigerator and the stove.
A cop pulls a guy over and gives him the breathalyzer test.
The cop is so shocked he says: "Jesus man... you are REALLY drunk."
The guy looks up and says; "Thank God. I thought my steering went out."
