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What's it called when a WWE wrestler ties his opponent's dick in a knot?

A Willie Nelson.

You know, it's not every day my wife says, "Sweetheart, why don't you take me upstairs, fuck me in the ass and cum all over my face."

Today was no exception.

What do you say to a women with small tits?

Nothing!

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I don't wanna brag, but my dick is so big, the head has only seen my balls in pictures. Get that ladies?

What's the definition of a Yankee?

Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.

I come home from work to find my wife in tears sobbing her mom passed away. She asks: "What should we do -- cremate her or bury her?"

I tell her: "Don't take any chances. Do both."

And that's when the fight started...

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