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In This Corner

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What's it called when a WWE wrestler ties his opponent's dick in a knot?

A Willie Nelson.

Need A Change Of Pace

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You know, it's not every day my wife says, "Sweetheart, why don't you take me upstairs, fuck me in the ass and cum all over my face."

Today was no exception.

Advice From A Pickup Artist

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What do you say to a women with small tits?

Nothing!

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Who Stole My Drink?

A drunk calls the police, and says, "They stole my dashboard, they stole my steering wheel, they stole my brake pedal, they even stole my gas pedal..."

Then, before the cops can ask where he is, he says, "Hey, never mind, I'm in the back seat."

Just Country Folk

What do you call a 14-year old girl from W. Virginia who can run faster than her 4 older brothers?

A virgin.

Happy Face

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.