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High art... from a low place.

What's it called when a WWE wrestler ties his opponent's dick in a knot?

A Willie Nelson.

You know, it's not every day my wife says, "Sweetheart, why don't you take me upstairs, fuck me in the ass and cum all over my face."

Today was no exception.

What do you say to a women with small tits?

Nothing!

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You don't have to vaccinate all your children.

Just the ones you want to keep.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

What'd the blonde say when she saw a guy walking two dogs?

"He must be really blind."

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