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What's it called when a WWE wrestler ties his opponent's dick in a knot?

A Willie Nelson.

You know, it's not every day my wife says, "Sweetheart, why don't you take me upstairs, fuck me in the ass and cum all over my face."

Today was no exception.

What do you say to a women with small tits?

Nothing!

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How do they say "fuck you" in Hollywood?

Trust me.

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.

Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off?

Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!

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