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In This Corner

Created: 24 July 2017
Hits: 2604

What's it called when a WWE wrestler ties his opponent's dick in a knot?

A Willie Nelson.

Need A Change Of Pace

Created: 23 July 2017
Hits: 2937

You know, it's not every day my wife says, "Sweetheart, why don't you take me upstairs, fuck me in the ass and cum all over my face."

Today was no exception.

Advice From A Pickup Artist

Created: 22 July 2017
Hits: 2501

What do you say to a women with small tits?

Nothing!

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You know why every woman doesn't go to heaven?

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What's a necrophiliac's biggest complaint about sex?

She just kinda lays there.

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Gal to cashier: "I'm in a hurry, can you please check me out?"

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