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In This Corner

Created: 24 July 2017
Hits: 2684

What's it called when a WWE wrestler ties his opponent's dick in a knot?

A Willie Nelson.

Need A Change Of Pace

Created: 23 July 2017
Hits: 3023

You know, it's not every day my wife says, "Sweetheart, why don't you take me upstairs, fuck me in the ass and cum all over my face."

Today was no exception.

Advice From A Pickup Artist

Created: 22 July 2017
Hits: 2579

What do you say to a women with small tits?

Nothing!

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Why is a drunk at a massage parlor like a bumper sticker?

No matter how you pull it they're hard to get off.

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Why'd the guy text his wife a picture of his limp dick?

Wanted to let her know he was thinking about her.

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What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo

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