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High art... from a low place.

What's it called when a WWE wrestler ties his opponent's dick in a knot?

A Willie Nelson.

You know, it's not every day my wife says, "Sweetheart, why don't you take me upstairs, fuck me in the ass and cum all over my face."

Today was no exception.

What do you say to a women with small tits?

Nothing!

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A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him: "Anything you say can and will be held against you."

So he shouts back: "Tits"

Why'd the trapeze artist divorce his wife?

He caught her in the act.

What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.

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