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In This Corner

Created: 24 July 2017
Hits: 2103

What's it called when a WWE wrestler ties his opponent's dick in a knot?

A Willie Nelson.

Need A Change Of Pace

Created: 23 July 2017
Hits: 2454

You know, it's not every day my wife says, "Sweetheart, why don't you take me upstairs, fuck me in the ass and cum all over my face."

Today was no exception.

Advice From A Pickup Artist

Created: 22 July 2017
Hits: 2020

What do you say to a women with small tits?

Nothing!

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Can You Hear What I'm Seeing?

My wife asked me: "Why do you go out on the balcony every time I start to sing?"

I told her: "I don't want the neighbors to think I'm beating you."

And that's when the fight started...

You Pay Extra For That

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I wouldn't pay fifty bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

This One's About Tools

What is the difference between a phillip and a flathead?

Easy! I can't flathead her ass with my dick.

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