Show Some Respect | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 02 July 2017; Hits: 704

My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.

#jokes They finally came out new a new blonde paint. It's not real bright, but it's cheap... and it spreads easy.

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Mount Kinabalu 'nudist' Eleanor Hawkins back in UK

#WTF?! A British woman jailed in Malaysia for taking her clothes off on a mountain has returned home. Or as Frank Zappa might advise: "Don't fuck with the mountain, don't fuck around!" In this case rather sacred mountain.