My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
Sex is like a bank account.
First you put it in. Once you take it out you lose interest.
What do you get when you cross a computer with a prostitute?
A fucking know-it-all.
