My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.
How does one explain the miracle of Hanukkah to todays generation?
Tell them that it's like if they charged their smartphone to last for 1 day, but it ended up lasting 8 days!
What's the difference between sin and shame?
It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.