My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.
Three guys and a girl are marooned on a desert island. After one week, the girl is so ashamed of what she's doing, she kills herself.
After another week, the guys are so ashamed of what they're doing, they bury her.
After another week, they're so ashamed of what they're doing, they dig her up again.
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a piranha?
Your last blow job.
What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
Liquor in the front and poker in the rear!
