My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.
Why do blondes like to drive cars with a sunroof?
More leg room.
Two blondes are talking geography. The first one asks: "Which do you think is further away, Florida or the moon?"
Her pal replies: "Hellooo, can you see Florida from here?"
How can you tell if a chick is too fat to screw?
You pull her pants down and her ass is still in 'em.
