A laugh a day. It's not hard. Seriously.

twitter facebook youtube 27330664 ml50x52

Dick Jokes

DJoke400X311

The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

Also Known As A Bigshot

Hits: 2433

My dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.

A Tough Decision

Hits: 2890

Three Boy Scouts, a lawyer, a priest & a pilot are in a plane that's about to crash.

The pilot says: "Well, we only have three parachutes, let's give them to the three Boy Scouts. They are young and have their whole lives in front of them."

The lawyer says: "Fuck the Boy Scouts!"

The priest says: "Do we have time?"

That Big? Really?

Hits: 2318

My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.

Page 17 of 180

Don't Miss These Jokes!

Doesn't Always Take Two

What does a woman's asshole do when she has an orgasm?

He's probably home watching football or something.

My Favorite Pastime

I've got a new hobby -- collecting empty bottles.

Sounds a lot better than "I'm an alcoholic."

Change Your Focus

Farmer Brown has a group over to play poker. But little Johnny keeps running around the table, yelling out what cards everybody has. No matter what the farmer orders his kid to do, he keeps coming back and wrecking the game. Finally,one of the players says, "This ain't working. Let's get outta here."

Reverend Grayson says, "Hold on a minute," and leads little Johnny out of the room. A few minutes later he returns and then nothing... they never see the kid again. Farmer Brown asks, "Rev, what the heck'd you do to little Johnny?"

The Reverend answers, "I showed him how to jerk off."