Dick Jokes

Created: 15 June 2017

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My dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.

Created: 14 June 2017

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Three Boy Scouts, a lawyer, a priest & a pilot are in a plane that's about to crash.

The pilot says: "Well, we only have three parachutes, let's give them to the three Boy Scouts. They are young and have their whole lives in front of them."

The lawyer says: "Fuck the Boy Scouts!"

The priest says: "Do we have time?"

Created: 11 June 2017

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My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.