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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

The bell rings at a whorehouse.

The madam answers the door and finds a guy with no arms and no legs. She looks at him and says: "What'ya think you're gonna do in here?"

He says: "Hey... I rang the bell, didn't I?"

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I come home from work to find my wife in tears sobbing her mom passed away. She asks: "What should we do -- cremate her or bury her?"

I tell her: "Don't take any chances. Do both."

And that's when the fight started...

Difference between a friend & a real friend?

A friend helps you move. A real friend helps you move a body.

How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex?

Wipe your dick on the curtains.

Ding Dong