A termite walks into a bar and asks: "Where's the bar tender?"
What would you call a dead prostitute?
Free.
It's been said if you bend over & put your ear to someone's leg you can hear "What the fuck are you doing?"
Guy tells his buddy: "I think I've become di-sexual."
Friend asks: "Di-sexual? What the hell is that?"
Guy says: "If I don't get me some pussy pretty soon... I'm gonna kill myself."
