A termite walks into a bar and asks: "Where's the bar tender?"
His date warned him: "My mama made me promise I'd say 'NO' to all your advances."
He says: "Sure, no problem. You wouldn't mind if I fucked you in the ass, would ya?"
Little schoolgirl asks her mom: "Is it true that babies come out where boys put their wieners in?" "Yes, honey." her mom assures her.
"Won't that knock my teeth out?"
What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
Her navel.
