Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

Chinese couple in bed: Husband says, "I want a 69."

Wife says, "Why you want beef & broccoli now?"

What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?

I can't see a thing with all this shit in here!

What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

A liqour cabinet.

How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?

The prostitute stops fucking you after you're dead.