Dick Jokes
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How do you know if your wife's dead?
You stick your dick in her mouth and she doesn't turn her head.
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Gal to cashier: "I'm in a hurry, can you please check me out?"
Clerk looks her up & down: "Nice tits, babe!"
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What's it called when a WWE wrestler ties his opponent's dick in a knot?
A Willie Nelson.