Dick Jokes
The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.
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Little Johnny: "Where do babies come from?"
Mother: "The stork brings them."
Johnny: "Who fucks the stork?"
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"Was your car ride with Grandma fun?"
"No Grampa. We didn't see any assholes, dumb bastards or shitheads."
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Maid: "I want a raise. I fuck better than you."
Wife: "My husband said that?"
"No, all the landscapers."