The Smelliest Common Denominator

What do a gynecologist & a pizza delivery boy have in common?

They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

What's a pussy?

The box a dick comes in.

Did you see that one coming?

What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?

Einstein's dick.

Why are cowgirls like cow pies?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.