What do a gynecologist & a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can smell it, but they can't eat it.
How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?
Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
I once went on date with a girl who didn't swallow.
There was soup everywhere!
How's a sun-tanned girl like a roast chicken?
The white parts are the best.