The Smelliest Common Denominator

What do a gynecologist & a pizza delivery boy have in common?

They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

A car salesman sits down at a bar next to a hooker.

He orders a drink and says: "If I don't sell some cars I'm going to lose my ass."

The hooker looks at him and says: "Yeah... well if I don't sell some ass I'm gonna lose my car."