Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

Judge Calloway's court docket was too full.

So he knocked the sodomy charge down to "following too close."

My wife cheats when we play board games. Last night I'm playing Monopoly with the kids and she was in the garage bangin' the landscaper.

1st you forget names, then faces. Next it's pulling your zipper up, And finally you forget to pull it down.

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A woman was in bed screwing her husband's best friend when the phone rang

After hanging up, she says, "That was Harry, but don't worry, he won't be home for a while. He's playing cards with you."

Why does the bar association forbid lawyers & clients from having sex?

To prevent them from billing twice for essentially the same service.

What's the difference between meat and chicken?

If you beat your chicken, it dies.

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