Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

Judge Calloway's court docket was too full.

So he knocked the sodomy charge down to "following too close."

My wife cheats when we play board games. Last night I'm playing Monopoly with the kids and she was in the garage bangin' the landscaper.

1st you forget names, then faces. Next it's pulling your zipper up, And finally you forget to pull it down.

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My wife asked me to guess what she wanted for her birthday.

So I said: "Your face from 10 years ago?"

And that's when the fight started...

What's it called when a WWE wrestler ties his opponent's dick in a knot?

A Willie Nelson.

A chicken and and egg are lying in bed.

The chicken begins to light up a cigarette.

The egg says: "Well... I guess that answers that question."

Take the Plea