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Take the Plea

Created: 08 September 2017
Hits: 3210
Judge Calloway's court docket was too full.
 
So he knocked the sodomy charge down to "following too close."

Take A Walk On The Boardwalk

Created: 06 September 2017
Hits: 2921

My wife cheats when we play board games. Last night I'm playing Monopoly with the kids and she was in the garage bangin' the landscaper.

Musings From George Burns

Created: 05 September 2017
Hits: 2702

1st you forget names, then faces. Next it's pulling your zipper up, And finally you forget to pull it down.

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