Dick Jokes The Dick Joke High art... from a low place. Category: Dick Jokes Published: 15 January 2016 Hits: 1644
Here's my observation about work and productivity:
It would be a lot easier to be a hard worker if my company didn’t block access to porn sites on the internet.
Category: Dick Jokes Published: 07 February 2016 Hits: 1384
I used to get a hard-on just watching my wife eat a banana.
Now I only get a hard-on if she's choking on it.
Category: Dick Jokes Published: 25 October 2014 Hits: 1402
A punk rocker type boards a bus. He's wearing a leather vest and pants, studded collar and cuffs, and he's sporting an 8" mohawk hairdo in a rainbow of colors.
An old guy just stares at him. Finally the punk looks over at the old guy and says: "What'sa matter old man. Didn't you ever do anything wild in your life?"
The old guy looks back and says: "Yeah... I fucked a parrot one time. Thought you might be my kid."
Category: Dick Jokes Published: 27 May 2016 Hits: 1281
Old Dick is always willing to help a guy score with a great pickup line. Here's one you can try:
"I'd like to point out that 'beautiful' has 'u' in it. But, 'quickie' has u & i together."