Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 01 July 2015

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What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 09 December 2016

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My girlfriend caught me drying my dick with the hair dryer. She asked: "What are you doing?"

Apparently "Heating up your dinner." wasn't the right answer.

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 15 August 2016

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The bartender looks at him and says: "Hey matey, do you know you have a steering wheel attached to your dick?"

The pirate replies: "Arrrgh... and it's driving me nuts!"

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 04 September 2016

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The phone rings and Mrs. Johnson answers. A voice breathing heavily on the other end says, "I bet you have a tight asshole with no hair."

She replies, "Yeah, he's watching TV. Who should I say is calling?"