Dick Jokes
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Surgeons prefer operating on politicians.
No guts, heart or spine & the mouth & asshole are interchangeable.
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Little Johnny in the bathtub points at his dick: "Mommy, is my brain in there?"
"Not yet, sweetie."
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4 shots of tequila & I bang my wife doggie style.
2 makes her horny & 2 more gets her out on the front lawn.