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High art... from a low place.

Surgeons prefer operating on politicians.

No guts, heart or spine & the mouth & asshole are interchangeable.

Little Johnny in the bathtub points at his dick: "Mommy, is my brain in there?"

"Not yet, sweetie."

4 shots of tequila & I bang my wife doggie style.

2 makes her horny & 2 more gets her out on the front lawn.

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What's a pussy?

The box a dick comes in.

Did you see that one coming?

A guy bends his wife over the kitchen table and fucks her in the ass. When he's finished he asks: "Did you like that?"

She tells him: "I'd have liked it a lot more if the kids were done eating."

It's called St. Valentine's Day because "St. Blowjob for Jewelry Day" just didn't have the same ring to it.

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