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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

Surgeons prefer operating on politicians.

No guts, heart or spine & the mouth & asshole are interchangeable.

Little Johnny in the bathtub points at his dick: "Mommy, is my brain in there?"

"Not yet, sweetie."

4 shots of tequila & I bang my wife doggie style.

2 makes her horny & 2 more gets her out on the front lawn.

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One night my wife asked me to take out the garbage.

I told her: "You cooked it, you take it out."

And that's when the fight started...

When we first started dating I wanted to show my girfriend I was serious. So I changed my Facebook status to "in a relationship."

When I told her she said: "It should've been changd to 'under new management!'"

And that's when the fight started...

Guy bought his wife a new coat and a dildo. Figured if she didn't like the coat, she could go fuck herself.

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