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You Know You've Done It

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Women are like parking spots. With all the good ones taken & nobody looking, you stick it in a disabled one.

Correct Dosage

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Why shouldn't you cut suppositories in half?

They're supposed to be shoved up your ass whole.

No Tricks Here

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What's a sure-fire way to give a woman an orgasm?

Who cares?

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Ruled By A Dictator

My dick's so big it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.

Two Blondes Checking The Tracks

Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first blonde said: "These look like deer tracks." The other one said: "No they look like moose tracks."

They argued and argued for a while. They were still arguing when the train hit them.

You Get What You Pay For

A man goes to a $10 hooker and gets the crabs.

When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"