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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

Women are like parking spots. With all the good ones taken & nobody looking, you stick it in a disabled one.

Why shouldn't you cut suppositories in half?

They're supposed to be shoved up your ass whole.

What's a sure-fire way to give a woman an orgasm?

Who cares?

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The only thing wrong with sex on television is that you could fall off.

It was our anniversary and I was reminiscing with my wife. She asked if I could remember way back when.

I told her: "You know honey, I can remember where we got married and I can remember when we got married... I just can’t remember why."

And that's when the fight started.

What do you say to a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

"Good morning, Your Honor."

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