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You Know You've Done It

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Women are like parking spots. With all the good ones taken & nobody looking, you stick it in a disabled one.

Correct Dosage

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Why shouldn't you cut suppositories in half?

They're supposed to be shoved up your ass whole.

No Tricks Here

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What's a sure-fire way to give a woman an orgasm?

Who cares?

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The Budget Has Not Been Met

Little Johnny asked his dad: "How much does it cost to get married?

His father replied: "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it!"

One Day Down At The Head Shop

Why are roach clips called roach clips?

Because "pot holder" was already taken.

Probably a Bad Practice

Dr. Dave slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while, he'd hear an internal voice that said, "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients, and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go."

But invariably, the another voice would bring him back to reality. "But Dave, you're a vet."