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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

Women are like parking spots. With all the good ones taken & nobody looking, you stick it in a disabled one.

Why shouldn't you cut suppositories in half?

They're supposed to be shoved up your ass whole.

What's a sure-fire way to give a woman an orgasm?

Who cares?

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My girlfriend's a real clean freak. She says it's disgusting to piss in the bathtub.

Next time maybe I should wait until she gets out.

What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?

Einstein's dick.

A wife tells her husband: "I have good news & bad news." The husband says: "Just give me the good news."

The wife: "The paperboy isn't sterile."

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