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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

Women are like parking spots. With all the good ones taken & nobody looking, you stick it in a disabled one.

Why shouldn't you cut suppositories in half?

They're supposed to be shoved up your ass whole.

What's a sure-fire way to give a woman an orgasm?

Who cares?

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What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

They don't have balls to scratch.

Why'd the trapeze artist divorce his wife?

He caught her in the act.

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