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You Know You've Done It

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Women are like parking spots. With all the good ones taken & nobody looking, you stick it in a disabled one.

Correct Dosage

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Why shouldn't you cut suppositories in half?

They're supposed to be shoved up your ass whole.

No Tricks Here

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What's a sure-fire way to give a woman an orgasm?

Who cares?

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You've Heard It Before

A travelling salesman's car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. He gets out and goes to look for help. Soon he comes upon a farm. Not believing his luck, he knocks on the door, and a farmer answers.

"Sir," says the salesman. "Could you help me? My car's broken down, and I need a place to stay for the night."

"Sure," says the farmer. "But I only have one bed, and my very, very ugly daughter sleeps there."

"Oh, crap," says the salesman. "I'm in the wrong fucking joke."

No Luck Here

The difference between buying a lottery ticket and fighting with your wife?

You have a chance at winning the lottery.

That's One Way to Get Nothing Done

Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?

100 people who don't do dick.