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Who Likes Flowers?

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What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Where Are You Going?

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Why is sperm white and piss yellow?

So you know if you're cumming or going!

Hookers Or Bungee Jumping

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What does bungee jumping & a hooker have in common?

Cost: a 100 bucks. If the rubber breaks you're screwed.

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Why shouldn't you cut suppositories in half?

They're supposed to be shoved up your ass whole.

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What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?

Cowboy hats are for assholes.

From Father To Son

A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display. The boy asks: "Dad, why do they make packs of just one condom?" Dad says: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights."

Then the boy asls: "So, why do they make packs of three?" And dad says: "Those are for the college guys for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights."

Finally the boy asks: "Then why do they make packs of 12?" And dad tells him: "Those are for married couples -- you know, January, February, March..."