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Who Likes Flowers?

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What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Where Are You Going?

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Why is sperm white and piss yellow?

So you know if you're cumming or going!

Hookers Or Bungee Jumping

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What does bungee jumping & a hooker have in common?

Cost: a 100 bucks. If the rubber breaks you're screwed.

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Keep It In The Family

A farmer bursts into the bedroom with his wife in bed and a sheep under his arm. He yells, "This is the pig I fuck when you have a headache!" The wife looks up and says, "That's not pig dumbass, it's a sheep!"

The farmer looks over and shouts: "Quiet! I wasn't talking to you!"

And that's when the fight started...

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Why is a drunk at a massage parlor like a bumper sticker?

No matter how you pull it they're hard to get off.

Not So Difficult After All

Lifehack: How do you find a needle in a haystack?

Easy... burn the fuckin' hay! Any more questions?