Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Why is sperm white and piss yellow?

So you know if you're cumming or going!

What does bungee jumping & a hooker have in common?

Cost: a 100 bucks. If the rubber breaks you're screwed.

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Got home to find a man in bed with my wife. "Who said you could sleep with my wife?"

He said, "Everybody."

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Please send me a sister."

Santa Claus wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

4 shots of tequila & I bang my wife doggie style.

2 makes her horny & 2 more gets her out on the front lawn.

Who Likes Flowers?