Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

Which is the odd one out a woman, a microwave or a freezer?

The microwave, the other two leak when they're fucked!

Who's the world's greatest athlete?

The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.

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A lady was looking for a turkey but couldn't find one big enough. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No. They're dead."

What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?

A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off.

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit!

Toss My Honeymoon Salad