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Toss My Honeymoon Salad

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What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

Simple Test

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Which is the odd one out a woman, a microwave or a freezer?

The microwave, the other two leak when they're fucked!

He Takes The Crown

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Who's the world's greatest athlete?

The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.

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Nothing!

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When her car conks out the old lady pushes it into a gas station. Soon the mechanic has it purring like a kitten.
The old gal asks: "What's up?"
He tells her: "Crap in the carburetor."
She says: "How often do I have to do that?"