Recipe For Success

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4 shots of tequila & I bang my wife doggie style.

2 makes her horny & 2 more gets her out on the front lawn.

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Finished

Man is incomplete until he’s married.

Then he’s finished.

What's Not For Breakfast

What do eggs Benedict and a blowjob have in common?

You can't get either of them at home.

Tough Times Call For One Thing...

My wife was concerned that we weren't managing the household well in tough financial times. So she asked me to take some action and plan for the future.

No problem I told her. I ran out and came home with 2 cases of beer instead of one.

And that's when the fight started...