Recipe For Success

4 shots of tequila & I bang my wife doggie style.

2 makes her horny & 2 more gets her out on the front lawn.

Know when a man is well hung?

When you can barely slip a finger in between his neck & the noose.

What's the difference between your job and a whore who dropped dead?

Tomorrow your job will still suck!

The laundromat: a bad place to find chicks.

If she can't afford a washing machine how can she support you?