Recipe For Success

4 shots of tequila & I bang my wife doggie style.

2 makes her horny & 2 more gets her out on the front lawn.

How do Cinderella and Pinnochio make love?

She sits on his face and he tells lies.

Little Johnny asked his dad: "How much does it cost to get married?

His father replied: "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it!"

Life is like a dick. Simple soft straight relaxed & hanging free.

Then a woman comes along & makes it hard.