Recipe For Success

4 shots of tequila & I bang my wife doggie style.

2 makes her horny & 2 more gets her out on the front lawn.

What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?

Cowboy hats are for assholes.

What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?

A tran-sister.

Teacher: Who knows the inventor of the car air conditioner?

Little Johnny: 3 Jewish guys. Hi, Norm and Max.