4 shots of tequila & I bang my wife doggie style.
2 makes her horny & 2 more gets her out on the front lawn.
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Mother Pleads Not Guilty in Birthday Cake Beating of Boy
#WTF?! The cake went missing so they cuffed the 9-year old & beat him to death? Happy frickin' birthday. Now cuff and beat the parents! The mother of this poor boy, who was fatally beaten over what police say was simply a piece of missing birthday cake, has pleaded not guilty to murder and child abuse charges. Sad.
Read more ...Driver Gets Stabbed, Still Delivers Pizza
#WTF?! And the pizza-deliverer-of-the-year award goes to Josh Lewis who got stabbed ... and still delivered his order. This Louisville Kentucky driver was carjacked and stabbed in the process...yet neither rain, nor sleet nor gloom of night, nor an edge weapon could deter this carrier from producing the pepperoni!
Read more ...Woman Pleads Guilty To Charges She Attempted To Cut Off Husband's Penis
#WTF?! Shades of Lorena Bobbitt! Trying to slice his salami was truly the most unkindest cut of all. A woman pleaded guilty to assault with a deadly weapon and assault with great bodily injury after her husband said she attempted to cut off his penis with a pair of scissors.
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