Recipe For Success

4 shots of tequila & I bang my wife doggie style.

2 makes her horny & 2 more gets her out on the front lawn.

What do you get when you sleep with a judge?

An honorable discharge.

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?

So men can understand them.

My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did.

She's twenty-five... her name's Beverly.