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4 shots of tequila & I bang my wife doggie style.

2 makes her horny & 2 more gets her out on the front lawn.

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Why was the blonde's belly button red and hurting after sex?

Her boyfriend was also blonde.

Not A Fair Trade

My wife saw a Craigslist ad where a guy was offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium. She looked at me and asked: "Would you swap me for a season ticket?"

"Absolutely not," I told her. "The season's more than half over!"

And that's when the fight started...

This Game Is Hard!

What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?

The more you play with it the harder it gets.