Dick Jokes

Created: 12 March 2016

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Bad things come in three's. Always in three's.

The other day I was screwing my girlfriend while her husband was on a business trip. First she said three words: "Is it in?"

Then she followed that with: "Are you done?"

And finally I heard the front door open and a man's voice shout out: "Honey, I'm home!"

Created: 11 March 2016

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A man calls his wife into the bedroom. "I want to show you the new watch I got today."

She walks in and finds him with his pants down. "That's not a watch!" she says.

"It will be once you put two hands and a face on it."

Created: 10 March 2016

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What's the difference between a husand and a wife?

Wives want to videotape the birth of their child. Husbands want to videotape the conception.