Why is sperm white and piss yellow?
So you know if you're cumming or going!
Surgeons prefer operating on politicians.
No guts, heart or spine & the mouth & asshole are interchangeable.
What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
What's the definition of eternity?
The time between when you cum and when she leaves.
