Why is sperm white and piss yellow?
So you know if you're cumming or going!
I was in bed with this chick last night. She turned to me and whispered in a low, sexy voice: "I want tonight to be magical"
So I fucked her and disappeared.
How is sex like credit?
It's the people who need it most who can't get any.
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table has no balls.
