Going Around Town

Got home to find a man in bed with my wife. "Who said you could sleep with my wife?"

He said, "Everybody."

What's the best thing about dating homeless chicks?

You can drop them off anywhere.

What's the definition of a Yankee?

Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.

What's worse than getting your keys stuck inside your car when you're parked outside an abortion clinic?

Going in to ask if you can borrow a coat hanger.