Going Around Town

Got home to find a man in bed with my wife. "Who said you could sleep with my wife?"

He said, "Everybody."

What's the best thing about a blow job?

Ten minutes of silence!

Two guys were in a bar. The first one said: "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning."

"What is she doing?", his buddy asks.

"Waiting for me to get home."

Wife walks into the den & asks: "What's on the TV?"

I told her "Dust!"

And that's when the fight started...