Going Around Town

Got home to find a man in bed with my wife. "Who said you could sleep with my wife?"

He said, "Everybody."

When I was younger romance was all X's an O's.

Nowadays it's just Exes and Hoes.

What did the Jewish guy and his Chinese wife name their baby boy?

Ka Ching!

Baby seal walks into a bar.

Bartender says "What'll it be?"

Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club."