Going Around Town | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 12 July 2016; Hits: 1054

Got home to find a man in bed with my wife. "Who said you could sleep with my wife?"

He said, "Everybody."

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Ohio Man Tried To Have Sex With A Red Van

#WTF?! Just when you think you have seen it all, a guy allegedly tries to fornicate with a red van. One Tuesday evening, cops in Dayton, Ohio received a 911 call about a man "pulling his pants down and swinging on a stop sign," according to a Dayton Police Department report. Nothing like a big swingin' dick to make a cop's night!