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Wanna Good Time?

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What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time?

A gang bang.

Rabbi And The Priest

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What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?

A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off.

Three Dicks And A Joke

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What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?

Your mother can't take a joke.

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Out For A Drive

"Was your car ride with Grandma fun?"

"No Grampa. We didn't see any assholes, dumb bastards or shitheads."

UFO Spotted

Want to see flying saucers?

Head over to the all-night diner and grab the waitress by the ass.

Natural Viagra

Morris walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doc, you gotta help me. I've got a constant erection. At first it was fun, but then it became painful and embarrassing."

He takes down his pants, and his hardon is sticking straight out. The doctor looks at it for a minute, then whacks it with two fingers. A little bug jumps off, scurries away and just like that the hardon goes right down.

Morris says, "Gee, Doc, that's great. How much do I owe you?"

The doctor says, "Help me find that bug and you don't owe me a thing."