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This Will Take Might Of Steel

Created: 02 February 2016
Hits: 2737

Harry is 85 when he gets married to a 22-year-old. One night after his honeymoon he shows up at the local bar where all the guys want to hear about his wedding night.

"Well," Harry tells them, "We got to the hotel and my youngest son helped me out. First he carried me up the stairs. Then he helped me get undressed. Finally he lifted me onto the bed with my bride, so's me and her could spend the night together. The next morning all three of my sons came upstairs and lifted me off her."

One of his buddies asks him, "Why did it take your three sons to lift you off?"

Harry says, "'Cause I fought 'em."

Trust

Created: 01 February 2016
Hits: 3476

What's the definition of trust?

Two gay cannibals giving each other a blowjob.

Now THIS Is Doggie Style

Created: 29 January 2016
Hits: 3270

What'd the Polish guy say when he came home and found his best friend on top of his wife?

Down, Fido, down boy!

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Should Have Written A Pre-Nup

Husband: "What would you like for your anniversary, Sylvia?"

Wife: "A divorce, Bernie."

Husband: "I wasn't planning on spending that much."

And that's when the fight started...

No Question About How Smart

What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?

Einstein's dick.

Call A Cleaning Lady

My wife and I were discussing the current state of NASA and the space program. She asked: "Why do you think they never sent a woman to the moon?"

I told her: "'Cause it doesn't need cleaning."

And that's when the fight started...

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