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This Will Take Might Of Steel

Created: 02 February 2016
Hits: 2634

Harry is 85 when he gets married to a 22-year-old. One night after his honeymoon he shows up at the local bar where all the guys want to hear about his wedding night.

"Well," Harry tells them, "We got to the hotel and my youngest son helped me out. First he carried me up the stairs. Then he helped me get undressed. Finally he lifted me onto the bed with my bride, so's me and her could spend the night together. The next morning all three of my sons came upstairs and lifted me off her."

One of his buddies asks him, "Why did it take your three sons to lift you off?"

Harry says, "'Cause I fought 'em."

Trust

Created: 01 February 2016
Hits: 3381

What's the definition of trust?

Two gay cannibals giving each other a blowjob.

Now THIS Is Doggie Style

Created: 29 January 2016
Hits: 3125

What'd the Polish guy say when he came home and found his best friend on top of his wife?

Down, Fido, down boy!

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Why I Really Married You

Jack and his wife lived in Arizona where the summers are very hot. One day they awoke to a particularly severe heat wave. As he stepped out of the shower he complained to his wife saying, “it’s just too hot to wear any clothes on a day like this. What would the neighbors think if I mowed the lawn with no clothes.”

“That I only married you for your money.”

And that's when the fight started...

Round Two

What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

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What's the difference between your wife and your job?

After two years, the job still sucks.

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