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Do I Make You Hungry Baby?

Created: 09 March 2016
Hits: 3027

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

Where you put the cucumber.

Just The Tip?

Created: 08 March 2016
Hits: 4085

As a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his wife. She turns over and says, "I'm sorry, honey. I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, and I want to stay fresh." The husband sadly turns over.

A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife. "Do you have a dentist appointment, too?"

Where Not To Save Money

Created: 07 March 2016
Hits: 2935

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip-off!

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Real National Pastime

Any man who thinks baseball is our national pastime never played doctor when he was a kid!

Maybe Not So Great After All?

An accordion player and a banjo player are hired to play together on New Year's Eve.

At the end of the party, the guy who hired them says, "You guys were great. You want to play for me again next New Year's Eve?"

The banjo player says, "Sure. Can we leave our stuff?"

Never Too Old To Learn

Lying in bed watching TV with the wife I kept switching back and forth between a fishing channel and a porn channel.

So my wife grabbed the remote and barked: "For Christ's sake, leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish."

And that's when the fight started...

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