Hookers Or Bungee Jumping

What does bungee jumping & a hooker have in common?

Cost: a 100 bucks. If the rubber breaks you're screwed.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?

He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's First Movement.

What's the difference between the lesbians in porn films and a lesbian in real life?

About 65 pounds.