Hookers Or Bungee Jumping

What does bungee jumping & a hooker have in common?

Cost: a 100 bucks. If the rubber breaks you're screwed.

Why do blondes like to drive cars with a sunroof?

More leg room.

Difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

An ironing board's legs are hard to open.

How did Pinocchio find out he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.