Hookers Or Bungee Jumping

What does bungee jumping & a hooker have in common?

Cost: a 100 bucks. If the rubber breaks you're screwed.

Man talks dirty to a woman? That's sexual harassment.

Woman talks dirty to a man? That's $1.99 a minute.

Why did the woman leave her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger?

She just couldn’t take it any longer.

What does it mean when your wife is lying in bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.