Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What's the best thing about a blow job?

Ten minutes of silence!

What's the difference between medium and rare?

6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

How are women like hardwood floors?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

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How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten. 1 holds the bulb & 9 drink till the room spins.

My wife stripped naked last night and stood on her head. I asked: "What the hell are you doing?"

She said: "Well... if you can't get it up again tonight, I thought maybe you could just drop it in!"

And that's when the fight started...

What do you call a judge with no balls?

Justice Prick

A Golden Combination