Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What's the best thing about a blow job?

Ten minutes of silence!

What's the difference between medium and rare?

6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

How are women like hardwood floors?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

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What actress would you like to be stuck in an elevator with?

One who knows how to fix elevators.

Wife: "Will you love me when I'm old and fat?"

Husband: "I do."

And that's when the fight started...

A good-looking teenage girl went out fishing with six older guys.

She came home with a red snapper.

A Golden Combination