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A Golden Combination

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What's the best thing about a blow job?

Ten minutes of silence!

Depends on How You Like It

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What's the difference between medium and rare?

6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

Are Those Brand New Hardwood Floors?

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How are women like hardwood floors?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

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Put Her In Her Place

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

Some People Like Em Sloppy

What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?

Her navel.

My Kind Of Rabbi!

A congregation honors a rabbi for twenty-five years of service by sending him to Hawaii for a week, all-expenses paid. When he walks into his room, there's a nude girl lying on the bed.

He immediately picks up the phone, calls his temple, and says, "Where is your respect? As your rabbi, I am very, very angry with you."

The girl gets up to leave and starts to get dressed when the rabbi stops her and says, "Where are you going? I'm not angry with you."