Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What's the best thing about a blow job?

Ten minutes of silence!

What's the difference between medium and rare?

6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

How are women like hardwood floors?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

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How is a woman like a hurricane?

When they come, they're loud and wet, and when they leave, they take your house and car.

Why do men name their dicks?

They don't want ninety-five per cent of their decisions made by a total stranger.

How can you tell a blind guy at a nude beach?

It's not hard.

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