Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave?

A microwave doesn't brown your meat!

I used to get a hard-on just watching my wife eat a banana.

Now I only get a hard-on if she's choking on it.

What did the fresh egg say to the boiling water when the farmer's wife dropped it in?

Don't expect me to get hard so fast... I just got laid by some chick a minute ago.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves!

Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

When's the best time to put out the cat?

When it's on fire.

"IT'S A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY."

And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel again!

Ewwww