What's better than a rose on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.
When I was younger romance was all X's an O's.
Nowadays it's just Exes and Hoes.
A match asks if he can get into a dance club. The Bouncer says: "You can go in. Just don't start anything."
What's the best thing about duct tape?
It turns, "No! No!," into "Mmm! Mmm!"
