What's better than a rose on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.
If you keep a baseball bat in your car, also keep a glove.
Your lawyer will thank you.
Why are women like a storm door?
The more you bang 'em ... the looser they get.
And once that happens ... not even a longer screw can fix it.
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
