What's better than a rose on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.
Keep this in mind... a honeymoon should only be for six days. Why? Because seven days make a whole week.
In fact, don't go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get a weak end.
Just sayin'...
What did the guy say to his dick when he saw the girl he was about to fuck had genital warts?
"Hang on, boy! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!"
What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?
A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.
