What's better than a rose on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.
Why does a blonde have two more brain cells than a horse?
So she won't shit on the street during the parade.
How can you tell if you're at a gay barbecue?
The hot dogs taste like shit.
A girl's going across town in a cab. When she gets where she's going she discovers she has no money.
She lifts her skirt and says, "Cabbie, you want to barter?"
He takes a look and says, "Lady, haven't you got anything smaller?"
