Who Likes Flowers? | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 16 February 2016; Hits: 1500

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

#jokes Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the sink.

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Mount Kinabalu 'nudist' Eleanor Hawkins back in UK

#WTF?! A British woman jailed in Malaysia for taking her clothes off on a mountain has returned home. Or as Frank Zappa might advise: "Don't fuck with the mountain, don't fuck around!" In this case rather sacred mountain.