Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What do a gynecologist & a pizza delivery boy have in common?

They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Last night, I finally realized a longtime fantasy... I came all over my girlfriend's face.

Man, was she pissed when she woke up.

What does a virgin and a balloon have in common?

One prick and it's all over.

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A girl walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Give me a double entendre."

So he gave it to her.

A hooker visits her doctor and asks him to put a hole in her hip.

The doc asks, "Why?"

The hooker tells him, "So I can do a little work on the side."

How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twelve ... you got a problem?

The Smelliest Common Denominator