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The Smelliest Common Denominator

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What do a gynecologist & a pizza delivery boy have in common?

They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

I Came All Over That Place

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Last night, I finally realized a longtime fantasy... I came all over my girlfriend's face.

Man, was she pissed when she woke up.

That's The Whole Point

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What does a virgin and a balloon have in common?

One prick and it's all over.

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To Know Which Way The Wind Blows

Husband and wife are fast asleep when the phone rings at two o'clock in the morning. The husband picks up the phone and says: "Hello?... How the heck do I know? What am I, the weatherman?" Then he  slams the phone down.

His wife rolls over and asks: "Who was that?" The husband replies: "I don't know. Some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear."

Giddy up!

What's the worst thing about anal sex with a horse?

When it's his turn.

Let's Get It On

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.