Out For A Drive

"Was your car ride with Grandma fun?"

"No Grampa. We didn't see any assholes, dumb bastards or shitheads."

What would you call a dead prostitute?

Free.

Why'd the guy marry the Siamese twin?

So he could fuck his wife and have a girlfriend on the side.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long face?"