Out For A Drive | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 12 August 2017; Hits: 825

"Was your car ride with Grandma fun?"

"No Grampa. We didn't see any assholes, dumb bastards or shitheads."

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