What would you call a woman who goes out with You?
Desperate!
Happy Valentines Day!
You know what happens when you stop believing in Santa Claus?
You start getting clothes for Christmas.
Why'd the bride slide down the bannister on her honeymoon?
To warm up her husband's dinner.
Want to see flying saucers?
Head over to the all-night diner and grab the waitress by the ass.
