What would you call a woman who goes out with You?
Desperate!
Happy Valentines Day!
What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?
The captain's log.
A doctor told his patient her test results came back and she had a rare disease with only 6 months to live.
"That's such a short amount of time." the woman begged, "Isn't there anything I can do?"
"Marry a lawyer," the doctor told her. "It will be the longest six months of your life."
Why do men like women with small hands?
It makes their dicks look bigger.