What would you call a woman who goes out with You?
Desperate!
Happy Valentines Day!
What is the difference between a New York City taxi and an elephant?
The elephant has the trunk in the front and the asshole in the back.
What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
Full.
What's the difference between a wife and the trash can sittin' in your garage?
You at least take the trash out once a week.
