What would you call a woman who goes out with You?
Desperate!
Happy Valentines Day!
Here at Dick Joke of the Day we are thinking about selling our own brand of T-Shirts.
They'll read: "LIFE'S A DICK. WHEN IT GETS HARD, FUCK IT!"
What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
They both like a tight seal.
What is the cheapest meat?
Deer balls, they're under a buck.
