What would you call a woman who goes out with You?
Desperate!
Happy Valentines Day!
What do you call a guy who expects to get laid on the second date?
Slow.
Cop stops a young prostitute on the street & asks: "What would your mother say if she saw you out hooking?"
"She'd be pissed as hell... this is her corner!"
Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
