What would you call a woman who goes out with You?
Desperate!
Happy Valentines Day!
A car salesman sits down at a bar next to a hooker.
He orders a drink and says: "If I don't sell some cars I'm going to lose my ass."
The hooker looks at him and says: "Yeah... well if I don't sell some ass I'm gonna lose my car."
What's the difference between a wife and the trash can sittin' in your garage?
You at least take the trash out once a week.
Peace comes at a price. If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.