My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.
(With thanks to the great Henny Youngman.)
My wife wanted to be a little playful, so she whispered: "Say dirty things to me!"
So I said: "Bathroom, kitchen, living room..."
And that's when the fight started...
Why are a woman's breasts like a Xmas train set?
Originally made for kids but dad wants to play with them.
