I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would make her look way better at night than any jar of cold cream.
And that's when the fight started...
Guy bought his wife a new coat and a dildo. Figured if she didn't like the coat, she could go fuck herself.
If you force a prostitute to screw you, is it rape or shoplifting?
You choose.
