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Maid: "I want a raise. I fuck better than you."

Wife: "My husband said that?"

"No, all the landscapers."

A married couple has sex and it's a real quickie.

The wife cries because it's over.

And the husband smiles because it happened.

The most common superstition in the world today? Belief in your hororscope. There's even a name for people who have that superstition.

They're called "single women."

How's broccoli like anal sex?

If it was forced on you as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.