Tough To Find Good Help

Maid: "I want a raise. I fuck better than you."

Wife: "My husband said that?"

"No, all the landscapers."

What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?

A tran-sister.

How are women like hardwood floors?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

A kid walks in and catches his mom sucking on his father's dick.

He says, "Hey, are you guys making a baby?"

Mom lifts her head up and says, "No sweetie... we're making jewelry."