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The Doctor Has News For You!

Created: 13 September 2017
Hits: 2658

Guy goes to his doctor for a checkup. After, they sit down in a private office to discuss the results. The doc starts with: "I have good news and I have bad news."

The guy says: "Give me the bad news doc." The doctor replies: "You've got cancer!"

The guy is shocked, but quickly asks: "So what's the good news?"

The doctor looks him in the eye and tells him: "I'm fucking the receptionist."

Not So Bon Vivant

Created: 10 September 2017
Hits: 3477

What do you call a guy who expects to get laid on the second date?

Slow.

Divide and Conquer

Created: 09 September 2017
Hits: 3666

1/3 of women not interested in sex. Me too. The 1/3 from the neck up...meh. From the tits down? I'm in.

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She just couldn’t take it any longer.

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