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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What's a sure-fire way to give a woman an orgasm?

Who cares?

Little Johnny: "Where do babies come from?"

Mother: "The stork brings them."

Johnny: "Who fucks the stork?"

"Was your car ride with Grandma fun?"

"No Grampa. We didn't see any assholes, dumb bastards or shitheads."

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We named our daughter after my wife's mother.

Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 5 next week.

I told my wife: You know the trouble with most women? They get all excited over nothing!"

She said: "Yeah, I know what you mean, I married him."

And that's when the fight started...

Why does a bride smile as she walks down the aisle?

Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.

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