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No Tricks Here

Created: 16 August 2017
Hits: 2734

What's a sure-fire way to give a woman an orgasm?

Who cares?

Facts Of Life

Created: 14 August 2017
Hits: 3230

Little Johnny: "Where do babies come from?"

Mother: "The stork brings them."

Johnny: "Who fucks the stork?"

Out For A Drive

Created: 12 August 2017
Hits: 3137

"Was your car ride with Grandma fun?"

"No Grampa. We didn't see any assholes, dumb bastards or shitheads."

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How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?

The prostitute stops fucking you after you're dead.

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A brunette tells her blonde sister "Last night I slept with a Brazilian."

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How do you know if your wife's dead?

You stick your dick in her mouth and she doesn't turn her head.

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