Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

Life is like a dick. Simple soft straight relaxed & hanging free.

Then a woman comes along & makes it hard.

How to have rodeo sex: Flip her over on all fours, start bangin' her doggie style, call her by her sister's name, and try to hang on for 8 seconds.

What's the best thing about a blow job?

Ten minutes of silence!

What's the first thing a man would do if there were no women left on earth?

Invent a dishwasher that would suck his dick.