Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

The local pharmacy was robbed of 100 bottles of Viagra. Clearly the work of a hardened criminal.

I think I know the answer... but I'm gonna ask it anyway, Would you rather meet your girlfriend in the park or park your meat in your girlfriend? Just what I thought!

Little Johnny: "Where do babies come from?"

Mother: "The stork brings them."

Johnny: "Who fucks the stork?"

What do you call a judge with no balls?

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