Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

Chinese couple in bed: Husband says, "I want a 69."

Wife says, "Why you want beef & broccoli now?"

The difference between a whore & a bitch?

A whore fucks everyone at the party. The bitch? Everyone but you.

I don't want to brag... but I have an incredible sex drive.

The one fat chick who'll screw me lives 100 miles away!

You know why you should never drink diet soda during oral sex?

Because that way you'll have two after-tastes to get rid of.