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No Tricks Here

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What's a sure-fire way to give a woman an orgasm?

Who cares?

Facts Of Life

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Little Johnny: "Where do babies come from?"

Mother: "The stork brings them."

Johnny: "Who fucks the stork?"

Out For A Drive

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"Was your car ride with Grandma fun?"

"No Grampa. We didn't see any assholes, dumb bastards or shitheads."

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Another Blonde Joke

Why do blondes like to drive cars with a sunroof?

More leg room.

Pay Back Is A Bitch

I was furious when I found our joint checking account was empty. When I confronted my wife all she said was, "It's my turn." "What do you mean, your turn?" I shot back.

"In bed," she told me, "you've been making early withdrawals for years. Now... it's my turn."

And that's when the fight started...

Even After You're Dead...

How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?

The prostitute stops fucking you after you're dead.