Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?

Call her and tell her.

What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?

"Honey, I'm home."

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Love doesn't last forever.

Broke hooker to girlfriend while walking the streets together: "Lend me 10 bucks till I'm on my back again"