What's a sure-fire way to give a woman an orgasm?
Who cares?
How are blondes like computers?
You never appreciate them until they go down on you.
Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?
100 people who don't do dick.
A guy bends his wife over the kitchen table and fucks her in the ass. When he's finished he asks: "Did you like that?"
She tells him: "I'd have liked it a lot more if the kids were done eating."
