What's a sure-fire way to give a woman an orgasm?
Who cares?
Two Syrian hookers were talking about their problems. One said: "With the Russians jumping into this war we've got soldiers lined up around the block. I need a break!"
Her girlfriend agreed: "Yeah... I think we need to declare a no fly zone."
Why doesn't Chelsea have any brothers and sisters?
Monica swallowed them.
What is the difference between a New York City taxi and an elephant?
The elephant has the trunk in the front and the asshole in the back.
