What's a sure-fire way to give a woman an orgasm?
Who cares?
Why is a pussy like the weather?
Because once it's wet, you know it's time to go inside.
A guy asks his grandma, "Have you seen some pills around here? They are labeled LSD?"
His grandma replies, "Fuck your pills, there's a dragon in the kitchen!"
Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be called hell.
