What's a sure-fire way to give a woman an orgasm?
Who cares?
How can you tell when your girlfriend's getting really fat?
You start asking your wife for sex.
Difference between a friend & a real friend?
A friend helps you move. A real friend helps you move a body.
What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.
