What's a sure-fire way to give a woman an orgasm?
Who cares?
My wife asked me to guess what she wanted for her birthday.
So I said: "Your face from 10 years ago?"
And that's when the fight started...
How to have rodeo sex: Flip her over on all fours, start bangin' her doggie style, call her by her sister's name, and try to hang on for 8 seconds.
Did you hear about the junkie that was addicted to brake fluid?
He said he could stop anytime.
