What's a sure-fire way to give a woman an orgasm?
Who cares?
A bum walks up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and says: "I haven't eaten anything in four days!"
She looks back at him and says: "God I wish I had your will power."
You know why men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
Because they are tired of using their own.
How many Freudian psychaitrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis. Ladder! I meant ladder.
