What's a sure-fire way to give a woman an orgasm?
Who cares?
What's the difference between a husand and a wife?
Wives want to videotape the birth of their child. Husbands want to videotape the conception.
What is the definition of "making love"?
Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
Why don't Canadians attend orgies?
Too many thank-you notes to write afterwards.