What's a sure-fire way to give a woman an orgasm?
Who cares?
What's it called when a WWE wrestler ties his opponent's dick in a knot?
A Willie Nelson.
After a night of drinking, drugs and wild sex, I woke up to find myself next to a really ugly woman.
That's when I realized I made it home safely.
Husband asks: "Should I watch porn or hockey?"
Wife: "Watch porn. You already know how to play hockey."
And that's when the fight started...
