Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

Teenage daughter after a movie: "Had to change my seat 3 times."

Mom: "Did someone harass you?"

"Finally!"

Gallery owner: "Guy came in bought all your paintings."

Artist: "Great."

"Not really, he was your doctor."

The masochist begs: "Beat me, beat me."

The sadist smiles and says: "Nooooo!"

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I was in bed with this chick last night. She turned to me and whispered in a low, sexy voice: "I want tonight to be magical"

So I fucked her and disappeared.

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

My wife and I were lying in bed last night. She gently leaned over and whispered: "I'm going to make you the happiest man in the world."

So I leaned over and whispered back: "I'm going to miss you."

And that's when the fight started...

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