Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

Teenage daughter after a movie: "Had to change my seat 3 times."

Mom: "Did someone harass you?"

"Finally!"

Gallery owner: "Guy came in bought all your paintings."

Artist: "Great."

"Not really, he was your doctor."

The masochist begs: "Beat me, beat me."

The sadist smiles and says: "Nooooo!"

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My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.

Before I left for work my wife told me she wasn't feeling well. I told her: "Don't worry honey, you're not really sick."

She asked: "How do you know?"

I told her: "Because I didn't have to carry you downstairs to make my breakfast."

And that's when the fight started.

How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten. 1 holds the bulb & 9 drink till the room spins.

Location, Location, Location