Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

Teenage daughter after a movie: "Had to change my seat 3 times."

Mom: "Did someone harass you?"

"Finally!"

Gallery owner: "Guy came in bought all your paintings."

Artist: "Great."

"Not really, he was your doctor."

The masochist begs: "Beat me, beat me."

The sadist smiles and says: "Nooooo!"

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I came home one evening and my wife was in the kitchen crying.

She told me she had baked me a pie and the dog ate it.

I told her: "Don't cry honey. I'll buy you another dog."

And that's when the fight started.

Why did the feminist cross the road?

To suck my dick. Booyaa!

How do you know if your wife's dead?

You stick your dick in her mouth and she doesn't turn her head.

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