Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

Teenage daughter after a movie: "Had to change my seat 3 times."

Mom: "Did someone harass you?"

"Finally!"

Gallery owner: "Guy came in bought all your paintings."

Artist: "Great."

"Not really, he was your doctor."

The masochist begs: "Beat me, beat me."

The sadist smiles and says: "Nooooo!"

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I spent 5 thousand bucks on a boob job for the wife and she was thrilled. So I go another 2 grand on her nose job and she's ecstatic.

But I spend 50 bucks on a blow job and she goes ballistic. Fucking women.

How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party?

The cake jumps out of the girl.

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's First Movement.

Location, Location, Location