D*ck Joke of the Day
A laugh a day. It's not hard. Seriously.
  • Home
  • Dick Jokes
  • Just Plain Funny
  • That's when the fight started
  • WTF?!
  • About
  • Send Dick A Joke

twitter facebook youtube 27330664 ml50x52

  1. You are here:  
  2. Home
  3. Just Plain Funny

Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

Location, Location, Location

Created: 11 September 2017
Hits: 2974

Teenage daughter after a movie: "Had to change my seat 3 times."

Mom: "Did someone harass you?"

"Finally!"

Won't Be A Starving Artist Much Longer

Created: 03 September 2017
Hits: 2844

Gallery owner: "Guy came in bought all your paintings."

Artist: "Great."

"Not really, he was your doctor."

More Than One Way To Please

Created: 02 September 2017
Hits: 3182

The masochist begs: "Beat me, beat me."

The sadist smiles and says: "Nooooo!"

Page 4 of 149

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • 6
  • 7
  • 8
  • 9
  • 10

Don't Miss These Jokes!

What Are You Wearing?

I needed hearing aids, so I asked my doc for the latest technology. You know... the ones that connect directly to the 900 chat lines so I can listen "hands-free"... if you know what I mean.

Do I Make You Hungry Baby?

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

Where you put the cucumber.

You Make The Call

Man talks dirty to a woman? That's sexual harassment.

Woman talks dirty to a man? That's $1.99 a minute.

Copyright © 2026 D*ck Joke Of The Day. All Rights Reserved.