Just Plain Funny
Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!
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Teenage daughter after a movie: "Had to change my seat 3 times."
Mom: "Did someone harass you?"
"Finally!"
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Gallery owner: "Guy came in bought all your paintings."
Artist: "Great."
"Not really, he was your doctor."
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The masochist begs: "Beat me, beat me."
The sadist smiles and says: "Nooooo!"