Won't Be A Starving Artist Much Longer

Gallery owner: "Guy came in bought all your paintings."

Artist: "Great."

"Not really, he was your doctor."

How many Freudian psychaitrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis. Ladder! I meant ladder.

Why does a bride smile as she walks down the aisle?

Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.

What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!