The masochist begs: "Beat me, beat me."
The sadist smiles and says: "Nooooo!"
What's better than being a historic pioneer of women's rights?
Being a man.
Researchers have determined that 99% of all men jerk off in the shower and the other 1% sing.
Do you know what they sing?
I didn't think you did.
I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people.
It needs more work.
