Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

2 reasons I know I'm getting old. My memory's not as sharp as it once was & my memory's not so good anymore.

A guy walks into a bar, orders 12 shots & starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender asks, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"

The guy says, "You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had." The bartender asks, "What do you have?"

The guy says, "75 cents."

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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They finally came out new a new blonde paint.

It's not real bright, but it's cheap... and it spreads easy.

My dick is so big, it graduated High School a year ahead of me.

Did you hear about the junkie that was addicted to brake fluid?

He said he could stop anytime.

Sign Of The Times