Just Plain Funny
Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!
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2 reasons I know I'm getting old. My memory's not as sharp as it once was & my memory's not so good anymore.
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A guy walks into a bar, orders 12 shots & starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender asks, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had." The bartender asks, "What do you have?"
The guy says, "75 cents."