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Sign Of The Times

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2 reasons I know I'm getting old. My memory's not as sharp as it once was & my memory's not so good anymore.

The Race Is On

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A guy walks into a bar, orders 12 shots & starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender asks, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"

The guy says, "You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had." The bartender asks, "What do you have?"

The guy says, "75 cents."

Easy Solution

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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They Never Grow Up...

Why is psychoanalysis faster for men than women?

When he has to go back to his childhood he's already there.

Needed A Better Lawyer

What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll?

All Ken's stuff.

Over And Done

An old man was in the red light district and approached a cute little prostitute working the corner. He asked: "How's about some action?" The girl looked him up and down and said: "Old man, I think you've had it!"

To which the old guy replied: "OK... how much do I owe you."