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Is Delivery Included?

Created: 05 February 2019
Hits: 1743

My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.

(With thanks to the great Henny Youngman.)

Nutrition Is So Important

Created: 26 January 2019
Hits: 2132

A guy visits his doctor. He walks in with a banana stuck in one ear, a carrot in the other and a french fry up his nose.

He says, "Doc, I feel terrible."

The doc says, "You're just not eating right."

Not Like The Chicken

Created: 23 January 2019
Hits: 1652

Why'd my wife cross the road?
To get back to the shoe store we were in three fucking hours ago.

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A guy is driving home when a cop pulls him over.
The cop says, "Have you been drinking?"
The guy says, "Yes, I have."
The cop says, "Please step out of the car."
The guy says, "Why? Don't you believe me?"

What's Cookin'

What do lesbians cook for dinner?

They don't cook... they eat out.

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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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