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Is Delivery Included?

Created: 05 February 2019
Hits: 1734

My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.

(With thanks to the great Henny Youngman.)

Nutrition Is So Important

Created: 26 January 2019
Hits: 2126

A guy visits his doctor. He walks in with a banana stuck in one ear, a carrot in the other and a french fry up his nose.

He says, "Doc, I feel terrible."

The doc says, "You're just not eating right."

Not Like The Chicken

Created: 23 January 2019
Hits: 1641

Why'd my wife cross the road?
To get back to the shoe store we were in three fucking hours ago.

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