Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

How is Santa Claus like a smart blonde?

They both don't exist!

Old guy says: "Doc, every morning at 7 I take a healthy piss, and then at 8 I take a big shit."

"So... what's the problem?"

"I don't get up until 9."

A termite walks into a bar and asks: "Where's the bar tender?"

What's a Turkeys favorite song?

"I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"