Just Plain Funny

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Why is psychoanalysis faster for men than women?

When he has to go back to his childhood he's already there.

Why is a woman like a car?

On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.

A woman is checking out in the grocery line. She places one apple, a small ready-made salad, a frozen dinner, and a pint of ice cream on the conveyor.

The guy ringing everything up smiles at her and says: "I'll bet your single." The woman looks back and asks: "How did you know, by my choice of food?."

The guy replies: "No, 'cause you're ugly."

A guy wakes up in the hospital: "Doc, I can't feel my legs!"

Doc: "That's because we amputated your arms."