Just Plain Funny
Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!
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Why is psychoanalysis faster for men than women?
When he has to go back to his childhood he's already there.
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Why is a woman like a car?
On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.
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A woman is checking out in the grocery line. She places one apple, a small ready-made salad, a frozen dinner, and a pint of ice cream on the conveyor.
The guy ringing everything up smiles at her and says: "I'll bet your single." The woman looks back and asks: "How did you know, by my choice of food?."
The guy replies: "No, 'cause you're ugly."
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A guy wakes up in the hospital: "Doc, I can't feel my legs!"
Doc: "That's because we amputated your arms."
