Category: Just Plain Funny

Published: 10 January 2015

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What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

Forty-five pounds.

Category: Just Plain Funny

Published: 13 April 2015

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and your lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.

Category: Just Plain Funny

Published: 29 August 2016

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I've got a new hobby -- collecting empty bottles.

Sounds a lot better than "I'm an alcoholic."

Category: Just Plain Funny

Published: 05 January 2017

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What is a man's view of safe sex?

A padded headboard.