Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

Forty-five pounds.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and your lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.

I've got a new hobby -- collecting empty bottles.

Sounds a lot better than "I'm an alcoholic."

What is a man's view of safe sex?

A padded headboard.