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Created: 31 August 2017
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What do the aborigine call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

There's A Card For Everything

Created: 29 August 2017
Hits: 2126

Hallmark Card fail:

"My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. Looked underneath and noticed your cat."

A Change of Habit

Created: 27 August 2017
Hits: 2411

Topless babe walks up to 2 guys on the beach wearing Hawaiian shirts. They look her up and down and smile. She smiles back and says: "Hello, Fathers."

One guy asks her: "How did you know we're priests?"

"I'm Sister Mary Kathryn. We take vacations, too."

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