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Just Plain Funny

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In Any Language

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What do the aborigine call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

There's A Card For Everything

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Hallmark Card fail:

"My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. Looked underneath and noticed your cat."

A Change of Habit

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Topless babe walks up to 2 guys on the beach wearing Hawaiian shirts. They look her up and down and smile. She smiles back and says: "Hello, Fathers."

One guy asks her: "How did you know we're priests?"

"I'm Sister Mary Kathryn. We take vacations, too."

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Didn't See That One Coming

Did you hear about the blind prostitute?

Well, if nothing else, you've got to hand it to her.

The Miracle Of Hanukkah

How does one explain the miracle of Hanukkah to todays generation?

Tell them that it's like if they charged their smartphone to last for 1 day, but it ended up lasting 8 days!

A Snap Diagnosis

Guy goes to psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap.

The doc tells him: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."