Just Plain Funny
Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!
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This is going to be the 1st Valentine's Day I was single in almost 10 years. I'm kind of excited...
I just hope the wife feels the same way when she finds out.
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A drunk wakes up in a cemetery in a freshly-dug grave. He thinks: If I'm alive, why's there a tombstone? If I'm dead, why do I have to piss?
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A lady's sick of her husband's drinking, so she decides to teach him a lesson. She dresses up like Satan, and when her husband walks in from being out all night, she jumps out from behind the sofa and screams.
The guy looks at her and says, "You don't scare me. I'm married to your sister."
