Just Plain Funny

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What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?

A tran-sister.

Did you hear about the two guys in Minnesota who froze to death in their car at the drive-in theater?

They went to see "Closed for the Season."

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

College professor to her creative writing class, "Your assignment - write the shortest story you can that includes religion, sex and mystery."

Only one girl got an A on her paper. She wrote: "Good God, I'm pregnant ... I wonder who did it?"