Category: Just Plain Funny

Published: 14 January 2015

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A blind guy in Macy's has his seeing-eye dog by the tail and is twirling it over his head.

A salesman walks up and asks: "Can I help you?"

The blind guy replies: "Nah. I'm just looking around."

Category: Just Plain Funny

Published: 19 October 2014

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A car salesman sits down at a bar next to a hooker.

He orders a drink and says: "If I don't sell some cars I'm going to lose my ass."

The hooker looks at him and says: "Yeah... well if I don't sell some ass I'm gonna lose my car."

Category: Just Plain Funny

Published: 19 October 2016

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A guy is having dinner with his girlfriend at a restaurant when he suddenly gets down on one knee.

His surprised girlfriend begins to say: "This is so sudden..." When the guy interrupts: "Shhh... my wife just walked in!"

Category: Just Plain Funny

Published: 21 September 2016

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I turned my whole life around.

I used to be depressed and miserable. Now I'm miserable and depressed.