Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

A match asks if he can get into a dance club. The Bouncer says: "You can go in. Just don't start anything."

Why is a woman like a car?

On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.

Teacher: Who knows the inventor of the car air conditioner?

Little Johnny: 3 Jewish guys. Hi, Norm and Max.

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What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?

Goes-in-tight!

What do women and milk cartons have in common?

You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.

Basically there are 5 kinds of sex:

Smurf Sex - On your honeymoon you keep doing it until you're both blue in the face.

Kitchen Sex - At the beginning of your marriage you'll have sex anytime, anywhere - even in the kitchen.

Bedroom Sex - When you've settled down a bit, maybe have some kids, so you gotta restrict it to the bedroom.

Hallway Sex - You reach the point where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Fuck you!"

Courtroom Sex - Finally, you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of the whole courtroom.

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