Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.
(With thanks to the great Henny Youngman.)
What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?
He heads over to the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
(Ah please... just google it!)
Your wife & your lawyer are drowning, so you have to choose. What do you do: go to lunch or catch a movie?
