Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at five o'clock in the morning?"
"There is," he replied. "Breakfast."
And that's when the fight started...
I quit my job at the helium gas factory.
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
