Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Why doesn't Santa have any children?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.
His date warned him: "My mama made me promise I'd say 'NO' to all your advances."
He says: "Sure, no problem. You wouldn't mind if I fucked you in the ass, would ya?"
What does it mean when they fly the flag at half staff at the post office.
They're hiring.
