Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Sex is just like air...
It's no big deal until you're not getting any.
How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party?
The cake jumps out of the girl.
Two guys are having a couple of beers and talking about their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggy style?" asks the first one.
"Well, not exactly," replies his friend. "She just pretends to be a dog." "Very kinky." says the first guy.
"Well, not really... Whenever I lean over and whisper let's do it doggy style, she rolls over and plays dead."
