Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Why did the woman cross the road?
Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?
Why is a woman like the lunch special at Kentucky Fried Chicken?
By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
What's the first thing a man would do if there were no women left on earth?
Invent a dishwasher that would suck his dick.