Who You Calling Little?

Dwarf to doctor: You're pretty busy. You treat dwarfs?

Doc: Yeah but you'll have to be a little patient.

A guy, seeing two dogs going at it on the lawn says to his buddy, "You and your wife ever do it like that?"

"Only once" says his friend. "And it took 5 drinks to get her out in the yard."

What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Sex is like a bank account.

First you put it in. Once you take it out you lose interest.