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Hired a 19 year-old Danish girl with huge tits to babysit.

Now where the fuck am I going to get some kids?

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A Mechanic.

How Long Has That Condom Been In Your Wallet?

What do a wife & a condom have in common?

They both spend wayyy more time in your wallet than on your dick.