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Another Problem To Solve

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Hired a 19 year-old Danish girl with huge tits to babysit.

Now where the fuck am I going to get some kids?

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I came home last night with a half gallon of rocky road and asked my wife: "Want some ice cream?" So she responded: "How hard is it?" I told her with a wink: "As hard as my dick!"

She said: "Great, pour me some."

And that's when the fight started...

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Why is sex like Microsoft Windows?

For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.

A Good Day on the High Seas

A good-looking teenage girl went out fishing with six older guys.

She came home with a red snapper.