Hired a 19 year-old Danish girl with huge tits to babysit.
Now where the fuck am I going to get some kids?
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Teenager Arrested For Taking Selfies During Sex With Dog
#WTF?! A woman admitted to taking selfies as she had sex with her pit bull at her grandmother’s house, police said. Here we go again... Another doggie style story with a million possibilities for jokes that tell themselves.
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