Another Problem To Solve | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 19 December 2016; Hits: 1050

Hired a 19 year-old Danish girl with huge tits to babysit.

Now where the fuck am I going to get some kids?

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Cops: Woman, 21, Put The Strip In Strip Mall

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