What's the best thing about dating homeless chicks?
You can drop them off anywhere.
What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from an old woman have in common?
You don't look down.
What did one whore's knee say to the other?
Nothing... they never met.
My son gets behind the wheel of the car to take his first driving lesson. As mom gets in the passenger side he rolls down the window and asks: "Does this car have passenger side air bags?"
I said, "It does now."
And that's when the fight started...
