What's the best thing about dating homeless chicks?
You can drop them off anywhere.
Why is a woman like a car?
On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.
Guy walks into a bar carrying a pistol and shouts: "Which one of you assholes slept with my wife?"
A drunk sitting at the end of the bar shouts back: "You ain't got enough bullets buddy."
Why does a dog lick himself?
He can't make a fist.
