What's the best thing about dating homeless chicks?
You can drop them off anywhere.
What's the definition of a Yankee?
Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.
Why'd my wife cross the road?To get back to the shoe store we were in three fucking hours ago.
So tell me... if a firefighter's business can go up in smoke, and a plumber's business can go down the drain... can a hooker get layed off? Just askin'!
