What's the best thing about dating homeless chicks?
You can drop them off anywhere.
What do Dracula's girlfriend and a washed up boxer have in common?
They both go down for the count!
I asked my wife to give me a blow job. She said "Can't you be more romantic?"
So I told her "Sure, give me a blow job... in the rain."
And that's when the fight started...
I used to get a hard-on just watching my wife eat a banana.
Now I only get a hard-on if she's choking on it.
