What's the best thing about dating homeless chicks?
You can drop them off anywhere.
Why was the nearsighted fly starving?
He couldn't see shit.
Want to see flying saucers?
Head over to the all-night diner and grab the waitress by the ass.
A guy visits a psychiatrist and lies on the couch. The doc asks: "What's your problem?"
The guy tells him, "Doc, I can't seem to make any friends. Can you help me, you fat fuck?"
