What's the best thing about dating homeless chicks?
You can drop them off anywhere.
I don't wanna brag, but my dick is so big, the head has only seen my balls in pictures. Get that ladies?
Last year, on Valentine's Day, my fiancée of five years bought me a lottery ticket and I won $10 Million!!
I wonder what she's doing nowadays?
Valentines Day is going to be great! I'm guaranteed to fuck my wife up the ass tonight.
She's dyslexic and thinks it's Vaseline Day.
