Last night, I finally realized a longtime fantasy... I came all over my girlfriend's face.
Man, was she pissed when she woke up.
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Teacher burns ‘I love mom’ into students’ arms with Tesla coils
#WTF?! Branding students with a Tesla coil in the name of science is the new math & it doesn't add up. An Oregon science teacher found himself in a shocking situation when the local police announced they were launching an investigation into his questionable teaching methods. Nothing makes a more enthralling high school science class than playing with Tesla coils.
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#WTF?! An investigation is underway after pornography was shown on a TV at a funeral for a father and his baby son. And you wonder why they call dead bodies a stiff! Hey... just sayin'
Read more ...Teenager Arrested For Taking Selfies During Sex With Dog
#WTF?! A woman admitted to taking selfies as she had sex with her pit bull at her grandmother’s house, police said. Here we go again... Another doggie style story with a million possibilities for jokes that tell themselves.
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