What is the flattest surface you can iron your jeans on?
A white chick's ass.
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds."
So I bought her a scale.
And that's when the fight started...
I don't wanna brag, but my dick is so big, the head has only seen my balls in pictures. Get that ladies?
What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!
