What is the flattest surface you can iron your jeans on?
A white chick's ass.
Man is incomplete until he’s married.
Then he’s finished.
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber.
My wife and I were discussing the differences between men and women. She asked: "So what do you think the biggest difference is?"
I told her: "What comes to mind when I say I'd like to give you a facial!"
And that's when the fight started...