Why are cowgirls like cow pies?
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
Chinese couple in bed: Husband says, "I want a 69."
Wife says, "Why you want beef & broccoli now?"
What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?
I wouldn't pay fifty bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
How are women like hardwood floors?
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.