Why are cowgirls like cow pies?
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. You already told her twice.
My wife and I were talking anatomy. She asked if I agreed that the body is a wonderful, perfect machine. I told her a woman's body has one purpose. She asked what?
I told her life support for her pussy.
And that's when the fight started...
