Why are cowgirls like cow pies?
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
Why is sperm white and piss yellow?
So you know if you're cumming or going!
Women are like parking spots. With all the good ones taken & nobody looking, you stick it in a disabled one.
My wife was on the rag and really acting like a pain in the ass. So I figured I throw some gas on the fire and told her: "I figured out why they call it PMS... Mad Cow Disease was already taken!"
And that's when the fight started...
