Why are cowgirls like cow pies?
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
My wife wanted to be a little adventurous. She told me she was up for making a sex tape.
I said, "Great, we should hold auditions for your part."
And that's when the fight started...
What do you call a black man who flies a plane?
A pilot you racist bastard.
So tell me... if a firefighter's business can go up in smoke, and a plumber's business can go down the drain... can a hooker get layed off? Just askin'!
