Why are cowgirls like cow pies?
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
Have you heard about the new line of tampons with bells and tinsel?
It's for the Christmas period.
What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?
A beer in each hand.
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
