Why are cowgirls like cow pies?
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
Surgeons prefer operating on politicians.
No guts, heart or spine & the mouth & asshole are interchangeable.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
How to have rodeo sex: Flip her over on all fours, start bangin' her doggie style, call her by her sister's name, and try to hang on for 8 seconds.
