What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean.
A good start.
What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?
As soon as you see it coming you know someone is going to lose a trailer.
What did the guy say to his dick when he saw the girl he was about to fuck had genital warts?
"Hang on, boy! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!"
Why does a bride smile as she walks down the aisle?
Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.
