What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean.
A good start.
My dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.
How are women like hardwood floors?
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
If Gin makes you grin and Whiskey makes you frisky, what makes you pregnant?
Two highballs and a squirt.